It’s a fucking duel disc.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
How about mulan
Mulan can sing too tho
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
(Lyrics by Inspectah Deck)
A fucking unicorn