I move the stars for no one.

milanlucheck:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

lawchan89:

"We need a plus size princess!"

We’ve already got one

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Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

calodaemon:

"The Sandman" by Salvador Dali.

calodaemon:

"The Sandman" by Salvador Dali.


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

moniquill:

asgardreid:

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

Please add a small rock, we like to sun on them when it’s bright out

You’re also gonna want to put a soda bottle cap full of water in there. I learned this the hard way when I was 8 or so.

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework